Fact #1 IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
Three days of student teaching down, 67 to go. I wonder how many cans of aerosol hairspray made the ultimate sacrifice to produce that music video?
Fact #2 Speaking of aerosol hairspray…
Mom and Scuba Dad, circa 1995. Naturally, my brothers and I think this is the most heinous picture of all time. But then? They were cool. Scuba Dad was doing the metal thing with the big hair (while also maintaining an uncanny resemblance to Tim Curry), in blatant denial that the eighties were over, and Mom was rocking the Kelly Kapowski bangs. They were hot! They were fun! They were… my age?
I can’t wait to see what Landon has to say about this in twenty years.
Fact #3 Best hair tutorials ever. Good things come to those who Pinterest (lesson planning, shmlesson planning).
Fact #4 Grab my cane and turn on The Price is Right, I’ve officially joined the Old and Lame Club. My mom kept Little Man Tuesday night so that we could have some grown-up time, and we didn’t even do anything cool. Mostly, we watched bad TV in our sweatpants and ate popcorn until we passed out at 10PM. Who are we?!
Fact #5 Someone is testing the waters…
What’s next? A girlfriend? College?